05 January 2013

It Gets . . . Messy

Louis Tomlinson of One Direction fame may have been the "butt" of a gay-stylist's joke, however, not everyone can proudly claim this title.

Granted, you turn on your best gay-gangbang porn and it seems you can take your pick, but for us "regular" people (ahem), it's quite a coveted nick that deserves all the accolades possible. Mr Tomlinson wearing that shirt should be reserved for those of us who truly are. It's kind of like someone wearing greek letters when they didn't even so much as rused a fraternity or sorority. Or like someone wearing a souvenir 5K, 10K, Half Marathon, or Marathon shit when they didn't even run. Or like someone who is walking around with leather gear in a gay bar when they haven't been properly poppered up in a sling. Just sayin'.

Being a "Power Bottom" requires a lot of cleaning and prepping, a process worthy of at least some sort of medal if executed properly...

As I'm writing this, I'm actually getting quite perturbed that the person who decided to put this shirt on the lad or even let him step into the public eye wearing it wasn't being responsible for the repercussions and/or ridicule he will most likely endure. The kid is straight (as far as we know) and he cannot get people to unsee what they just have seen . . . with my help.

Then again, maybe Miss Tomlinson is.

Point of the conversation: Cleanliness is next to godliness.

- DeeCue

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