18 February 2012

Fuck, Christie

What an asshole.

This is a reprint from Queerty.com:

"The AP reports that Gov. Chris Christie has vetoed New Jersey’s gay-marriage bill, which passed through the Assembly yesterday and the state Senate on Monday.

Other gay things he did this week:

*Went to a WrestleMania match to watch men in tights pretend to hit each another.

*Had dinner with Donald and Melania Trump at fancy New York eatery Jean Georges. The chef would not, however, honor Christie’s request to drizzle Cheez Whiz over his entree, dinner and dessert.

*Lowered state flags to half-mast in honor of Whitney Houston. Apparently, he cries like a bitch every time “Greatest Love Of All” comes on.

Now that the governor has judged us, we think it’s perfectly justifiable for the gay community to judge Christie on attributes he (allegedly) has no control over. You eat too much, Governor Christie, and the floodgates are open for lowbrow fat jokes about you.

Here’s one to get the balling rolling: The only same-sex union Chris Christie supports is the one between Ben & Jerry’s."

All this posturing so that he is electable in 2016 makes me sick to my stomach. So, if I haven't said it already: What an asshole.

- DeeCue

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