What am I, the Gay Census Bureau? Ok, I'm not, but according to this link, they are. It's a pretty funny, yet seemingly accurate application. Plug in your "stats" and find out if you're really the Chub or the Chaser. I'm a Gym Bunny according to them. At the end of this extremely scientific analysis, it gives the chances whether or not that Muscle Bear you've been eyeing up at the squat rack is actually a top or a bottom. Not for nothing, but actively being a part of the scene? It is definitely on point. Just sayin'. Now if it could just tell me if the "Yo, bro" guy in the cubicle next to me is the power bottom I think he really is.