28 November 2011

The Resurfacing of Titty Fuck Bro

Every now and then he pops up.

Lately, Titty Fuck Bro has been randomly texting which I entertain because 1. rubbing one out with him hot, 2. one day I'll be able to make a breakthrough with him, and 3. it makes a good post. In any case, TFB found it necessary to text this past holiday weekend. I will spare you with the silly (but still humorous) "I wanted him to stuff my turkey" bit because that didn't happen. Though, I will tell you of another old tale of "shit or get off the pot." For whatever reason, he likes to talk a good game and create the hottest scenario, but this weekend, I was miffed over his inaction.

Scene: 3am on a Saturday early morning and a text wakes me up.

TFB: u free?
TFB: bro?
DeeCue: Yo
TFB: hey man
TFB: fuck dude, i was just free a few minutes ago
DeeCue: Phone died whats up?
TFB: nah man, i was free to stop by earlier if you were free, but now i cant leave man
DeeCue: Why not?
TFB: cant, house isnt free my place isnt free is urs?
DeeCue: Then come over
TFB: i cant now man, gf will ask why im leaving, she's stayin over my place now

Point of the conversation: Why are we having this conversation then?

- DeeCue

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