Michael Hoffman a couple years ago made videos like the ones posted below and made about $10,000 off of them. One of them, however, showed him not only polishing off his knob, but also partaking in his own cream filling. Have a gander for yourself.
His other more "R" rated video consisted of him just edging and yanking on his noodle. (YAWN.)
The GailyGrind was the first to snag and hyperlink the shit out of this story, so I'm going to leave it to the professionals. Check out their coverage here. What I hate the most about straight guys is when you think they are comfortable in their own skin and then they say something like:
“Hi guys, it’s Michael Hoffman. Most of you know me by now. I just want to say I know there are videos going around of me. I wanted to say a few things. I’m not gay. Those videos I can understand making me look that way – and I respect gay people completely – but I’m not gay, I’m straight.”
Ugh, who the fuck cares? I didn't know you till now. You ain't Tom Cruise, boo boo. No need for the "I'm not gay" video proclamation. The only way you could've made it palatable for me is if you pulled the camera back when you finished talking and punctuating the lame video by revealing a guy giving you a rim job and another catching your load in his mouth, and spitting it into yours. Okaaayyyyy?!
More of Mikey:
Point of the conversation: Let it lie.